Bank Crisis

Over the last week or so, I’ve seen this joke a couple of times on Twitter and I found it funny. Here it is all on the same page and not over a series of Twitter posts. I don’t know who thought of it but it is very funny! I knew it would not be long before the jokes came out. I last saw it tweeted by @liako – funny stuff!

Following the problems in the financial sector in the US & UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.  Unfortunately,the saddest news is about Karma Sutra Bank which is now f****d.

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